Silence of the Little Ponies

Forget “Silence of the lambs”, this shit is fucked up… but briliant!

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Don’t poo at KFC

kfcI accidentally stumbled onto this page on a customer service/complaints website, and nearly fell off my chair while reading it.

It seems that our victim was “violently removed” from the toilets by the staff and manager, his bags were emptied, his “personal belongings were thrown on the streets” and he was “taunted and called all kinds of profanities”.

Apparently he was so scared that he called the police.

The only explanations that seems to be given is that he was taking too long in the toilets.

So my advice to you loyal readers, is don’t Poo at KFC, and if you do, make it a quick one.

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10 Thoughts to Ponder

thinking

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60′s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers – what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

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Strippers Vs. Werewolves

Happy Halloween!

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My Hump – OMG… WTF!

This kind of shit is why I both love and hate the internet!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY0xgRA_Sk0

Update:

It seems this video has been made private, sorry for those of you who missed it.

Update 2:

I found a copy of it, sound sux but it works for now

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Fuck you Microsoft

Fuck you MicrosoftFuck you Microsoft and fuck your shitty database software!

Fuck you for the stress and frustration.

Fuck you Microsoft for wasting days of my precious time fucking around with shit that should fucking work!

Fuck you for telling me to use SQL script files for database deployment.

Fuck SQL Express 2005 for not being able to execute SQL script files.

Fuck SQL Express 2008 for not being able to execute SQL script files created in 2005… who the fuck wants backwards compatibility, rite!?!

Fuck SQL Express 2008 R2 for being a bloated piece of useless shit.

Fuck you Microsoft developers for writing this useless shit software. You cunts deserve to be roasted over an open flame while being kicked in the balls repeatedly.

Oh, and no… I do NOT want to send my error report to Microsoft, because you won’t fucking do anything about it anyway.

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The Amazing Basketball… uh… I mean Spiderman

As some of you may know, Marvel are rebooting the Spiderman movies with a whole new cast, and a new spidy costume.

Now I can understand that it’s hard to translate a super hero costume from comic book to live action move and keep the costume looking cool, but what-in-the-flying-fuck was the costume dept thinking when they made this one.

Amazing Spider Man CostumeHow does he even breath in that thing?

Can you imagine the chaffing?

Are we to believe that Peter Parker stitched a bunch of basketballs together?

Maybe he made a full body cast… I’m sure that the average teenager has access to the resources to create a full body cast rubber suit.

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The More Monster – A very short story.

I am The More Monster.

(e.e)

The average human contains a safety barrier,

{(0.0)}

The More Monster breaks that barrier down.

(¬_¬)(o_Ô)

Because he wants more…

t(>.<t)

You may know my work.

(©_©)

Remember that time with the tequila.

(#_#)

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Hot Damn – The Hyundai Veloster looks fucking awesome!

If you saw my post “If the cars that I have owned were girls…” you may have realised that I have become a bit of a Hyundai fan boy.

Today I stumbled onto the new Hyundai Veloster and almost came in my pants.

Hyundai Veloster

Unfortunately, I will probably not get my grubby not so little hands on this masterpiece of a car, as the pricks at Hyundai South Africa never even bothered to bring in the fucking Genesis (let alone the Genesis Coupe).

UPDATE: Looks like it will be comming to SA at the end of this year or the beginning of next year…

Fuck, I want one.

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Geek Love

How do nerds and geeks behave in the bedroom, Watch this Vid…

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