Fuck you Microsoft and fuck your shitty database software!
Fuck you for the stress and frustration.
Fuck you Microsoft for wasting days of my precious time fucking around with shit that should fucking work!
Fuck you for telling me to use SQL script files for database deployment.
Fuck SQL Express 2005 for not being able to execute SQL script files.
Fuck SQL Express 2008 for not being able to execute SQL script files created in 2005… who the fuck wants backwards compatibility, rite!?!
Fuck SQL Express 2008 R2 for being a bloated piece of useless shit.
Fuck you Microsoft developers for writing this useless shit software. You cunts deserve to be roasted over an open flame while being kicked in the balls repeatedly.
Oh, and no… I do NOT want to send my error report to Microsoft, because you won’t fucking do anything about it anyway.